Premise 1) All gay males like Celine Dion. Premise 2) biggins does not like Celine Dion. Conclusion: biggins is either not gay or not male. Congratulations! ;)
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I am a spirit that knows of no limit, who knows of no ceiling, who balks at dead ends. I am a wordsmith who cares for his brothers- not seduced by illusion or fair weather friends.
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I'm sorry, maybe day 2 will be better... jk, if you like it then I'm glad for ya!
Premise 1) All gay males like Celine Dion.
Premise 2) biggins does not like Celine Dion.
Conclusion: biggins is either not gay or not male. Congratulations! ;)
You could make a blanket with that hair.
That is indeed a lot of hair.
And I do also love Celine. How can you not? Her voice is so indescribably amazing. And her music's not bad either. :)
What can I say? She's Canadian, after all. And you all know deep down inside that Canada is closer to Zion than our American counterparts, don't you?
Too true, too true.
And Alanis, the lyrical goddess herself, is also from north of the border.
and going along with that, Alanis is clearly a zion-oriented person, or else she wouldn't have been asked to be God in Dogma.
Touché, biggins- touché :)
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